Fall '07 trends to include Beer, Dancing and Having a Great Ass

How do fashionistas predict next season's trends before they happen? Is there a magic crystal ball that they gaze into for a sneak peak at what's to come? No, that's impossible! But they do have something called "Trendspotting", which is a whole industry devoted to predicting what colours, fabrics and even drinks will be in next season! Successful marketing agencies pay these "trendspotters" huge salaries to travel the world, hunting for the next hot thing. And lucky you, the sleuths at TSF have gotten the inside scoop on what's in store for fall!!!

Beer is certain to be big this fall, with dancing and having fun both close seconds. "It helps if you have a great ass," confided our stylish source from a New York trend agency, while slowly sipping her weedkiller and tonic water cocktail (another hit this fall!). "With terrorism, global warming and the economy all looming concerns for people, having a great ass is important, especially now ."